Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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Act like she isn't there if you like what you got going.
Behave like you want her to behave in front of your wife.
Punch yourself in the face for being a douche. Punch her too, for good measure.
Scratch your nuts
Not whatever you did, obviously.
Walk up behind her and jam your toung up her ass.
At most a calm stare and perhaps a nod. If she is hot, he's used to having other guys check her out when they are in public. Nothing over the top.
Kill yourself. You're a piece of shit for having a mistress.
For the record, I sent that to my wife ;-)