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(406): View more from Montana

Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night

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(845): View more from New York

Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.

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(817): View more from Texas

Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"

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(916): View more from California

Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?

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(786): View more from Florida

i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"

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(970): View more from Colorado

Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.

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