I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Fuck you Rick Scott. Why do you get to decide who gets fired.
@countryboy:\n\nCan you tell I am fucking baked right now? You see, most phones have this revolutionary technology called autocorrect and autocomplete.
Wow this sounds just like me Omg I love it!
I'm high right now haha
If you're so stoned, how can you write such a clear text?
Must have been some good shit
Even though I consider this situation a win, you're still fired.