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(720): View more from Colorado

He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."

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(312): View more from Illinois

I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.

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(415): View more from California

When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"

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(503): View more from Oregon

Hey man your outta milk

(541): View more from Oregon

How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!

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(602): View more from Arizona

So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...

(623): View more from Arizona

What did she do!?

(602): View more from Arizona

I didn't tell her...

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(937): View more from Ohio

wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

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u like it?

(937): View more from Ohio

NOT THE POINT.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.

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