I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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Try explaining that you got hardcore mouthfucked. Been there...
Easy. "So I think I pulled a jaw muscle when I was eating pizza while drunk." See? Just like that.
How...? Did you stuff the whole pizza in your mouth at once? Fatass
Yep pizza. Topping: lots of cock
Damn blu, beat me to it.
Not quite sure it was eating pizza ..