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  • 70 39
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Feb 25, 11 at 12:04pm

    Easy. "So I think I pulled a jaw muscle when I was eating pizza while drunk." See? Just like that.

  • 72 47
    Submitted by RebeccaMae on Feb 27, 11 at 2:54pm

    Try explaining that you got hardcore mouthfucked. Been there...

  • 73 68
    Submitted by smashedface on Feb 25, 11 at 10:41am

    How...? Did you stuff the whole pizza in your mouth at once? Fatass

  • 57 53
    Submitted by swallows on Feb 26, 11 at 11:33am

    Yep pizza. Topping: lots of cock

  • 62 65
    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 25, 11 at 9:36am

    Damn blu, beat me to it.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by jennarad on Feb 25, 11 at 8:10pm

    laaaaaaaaaame.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Blu on Feb 25, 11 at 9:35am

    Not quite sure it was eating pizza ..