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  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 27, 11 at 11:09am

    i would have given you a ride to school every morning

  • Submitted by 505_MoUsE_rAt on Feb 27, 11 at 10:48am

    Why couldn't I have friends like you in high school?!

  • Submitted by Taipan on Feb 27, 11 at 3:42pm

    Typical insecure high school chick who needs approval from everyone, especially the guys, to feel like a somebody. Sad.

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      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Feb 27, 11 at 5:15pm

      no you are sad. and negative all the time... how could you find something wrong with a giving passenger who follows the rules of the road? you suck irl

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        Submitted by said8ED on Feb 28, 11 at 12:57am

        Taipan will die repressed and unhappy. Don't hate.

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          Submitted by Taipan on Feb 28, 11 at 12:37pm

          So OP's lack of self-respect is going to allow her to lead a better life? Refusal to blow anything with a penis would make her "repressed?" Promiscuity doesn't mean you're less repressed. People in happy relationships often have great sex lives without having to worry over stupid crap like forgetting to shave. Doesn't sound like repression to me.

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            Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 28, 11 at 1:54pm

            who are you to decide she has a lack of self-respect?

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              Submitted by Taipan on Feb 28, 11 at 4:12pm

              I think she decided that for herself...

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      Submitted by lorax84 on Mar 1, 11 at 4:45pm

      I find it funny that the girl who has a comment on EVERY text on TFLN is calling anyone sad. Maybe you need to go get laid.

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      Submitted by close_call847 on Mar 7, 11 at 7:38pm

      haha, way to assume that's a girl.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 27, 11 at 10:59pm

    I swear tilt-n-telescope steering columns were invented mostly for girls to blow the driver.

    • 54 85
      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 28, 11 at 12:56am

      Quite a brilliant observation. Excellent.

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    Submitted by gutsygecko on Feb 27, 11 at 10:29am

    Sounds like you had your work cut out for you.

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    Submitted by Uute88 on Feb 27, 11 at 12:32pm

    No, the correct term is Champ.

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    Submitted by 420munchies on Mar 1, 11 at 10:24pm

    this reminds me of me lol

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    Submitted by JimThornton on Feb 27, 11 at 1:31pm

    Ellen Schram is such a silly girl

  • Submitted by leigh12 on Feb 27, 11 at 10:37am

    Whore?

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    Submitted by gutsygecko on Feb 27, 11 at 4:20pm

    haha the first guy is only 8 hours late.

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 28, 11 at 1:55pm

    Taipan didn't have enough room between his steering between and his chest

    • 54 52
      Submitted by Taipan on Feb 28, 11 at 7:06pm

      I think you meant my steering *wheel and my chest...

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        Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 2, 11 at 10:12am

        you are correct sir

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    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 28, 11 at 7:48am

    This is a chick who has her game going.

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    Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Feb 27, 11 at 5:48pm

    wait.... aren't you still in high school?....

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    Submitted by jennyferxx on Feb 27, 11 at 11:39am

    Haha!! Funny :D

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    Submitted by MadF00L on Mar 2, 11 at 12:02am

    Grandma?

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    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 1, 11 at 4:00am

    I agree with Taipan!

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    Submitted by cherryblueskyy on Feb 28, 11 at 2:49pm

    Soneone's gonna get throat cancer... Just sayin.

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    Submitted by shitshows on Nov 28, 11 at 12:42am

    Good to know whores like this in highschool. Makes it all worth it.

  • Submitted by letsfuck on Feb 27, 11 at 2:30pm

    Is it weird that I can relate to this although I'm still a senior?

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    Submitted by dirtybongh2o on Feb 27, 11 at 1:17pm

    GOOD GIRL!

  • 53 81
    Submitted by bandkid27 on Feb 28, 11 at 1:17am

    So what do you now screw nerds for good grades in college or fuck your bosses for a promotion?

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    Submitted by Dunnski89 on Jun 30, 11 at 10:35pm

    I pity the guys that drove mini coopers

  • Submitted by bandandamandan on Feb 27, 11 at 3:12pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!