Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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i would have given you a ride to school every morning
Why couldn't I have friends like you in high school?!
Typical insecure high school chick who needs approval from everyone, especially the guys, to feel like a somebody. Sad.
no you are sad. and negative all the time... how could you find something wrong with a giving passenger who follows the rules of the road? you suck irl
Taipan will die repressed and unhappy. Don't hate.
So OP's lack of self-respect is going to allow her to lead a better life? Refusal to blow anything with a penis would make her "repressed?" Promiscuity doesn't mean you're less repressed. People in happy relationships often have great sex lives without having to worry over stupid crap like forgetting to shave. Doesn't sound like repression to me.
who are you to decide she has a lack of self-respect?
I think she decided that for herself...
I find it funny that the girl who has a comment on EVERY text on TFLN is calling anyone sad. Maybe you need to go get laid.
haha, way to assume that's a girl.
I swear tilt-n-telescope steering columns were invented mostly for girls to blow the driver.
Quite a brilliant observation. Excellent.
Good to know whores like this in highschool. Makes it all worth it.
I pity the guys that drove mini coopers
No, the correct term is Champ.
Sounds like you had your work cut out for you.
Taipan didn't have enough room between his steering between and his chest
I think you meant my steering *wheel and my chest...
you are correct sir
this reminds me of me lol
Ellen Schram is such a silly girl
wait.... aren't you still in high school?....
This is a chick who has her game going.
haha the first guy is only 8 hours late.
Haha!! Funny :D
Soneone's gonna get throat cancer... Just sayin.
Is it weird that I can relate to this although I'm still a senior?
I agree with Taipan!
So what do you now screw nerds for good grades in college or fuck your bosses for a promotion?