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  • i would have given you a ride to school every morning

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 27, 11 at 11:09am
  • Why couldn't I have friends like you in high school?!

    Submitted by 505_MoUsE_rAt on Feb 27, 11 at 10:48am
  • I swear tilt-n-telescope steering columns were invented mostly for girls to blow the driver.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 27, 11 at 10:59pm
  • Typical insecure high school chick who needs approval from everyone, especially the guys, to feel like a somebody. Sad.

    Submitted by Taipan on Feb 27, 11 at 3:42pm
    • no you are sad. and negative all the time... how could you find something wrong with a giving passenger who follows the rules of the road? you suck irl

      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Feb 27, 11 at 5:15pm
      • Taipan will die repressed and unhappy. Don't hate.

        Submitted by said8ED on Feb 28, 11 at 12:57am
        • So OP's lack of self-respect is going to allow her to lead a better life? Refusal to blow anything with a penis would make her "repressed?" Promiscuity doesn't mean you're less repressed. People in happy relationships often have great sex lives without having to worry over stupid crap like forgetting to shave. Doesn't sound like repression to me.

          Submitted by Taipan on Feb 28, 11 at 12:37pm
    • I find it funny that the girl who has a comment on EVERY text on TFLN is calling anyone sad. Maybe you need to go get laid.

      Submitted by lorax84 on Mar 1, 11 at 4:45pm
    • haha, way to assume that's a girl.

      Submitted by close_call847 on Mar 7, 11 at 7:38pm
  • Good to know whores like this in highschool. Makes it all worth it.

    Submitted by shitshows on Nov 28, 11 at 12:42am
  • I pity the guys that drove mini coopers

    Submitted by Dunnski89 on Jun 30, 11 at 10:35pm
  • No, the correct term is Champ.

    Submitted by Uute88 on Feb 27, 11 at 12:32pm
  • Sounds like you had your work cut out for you.

    Submitted by gutsygecko on Feb 27, 11 at 10:29am
  • Taipan didn't have enough room between his steering between and his chest

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 28, 11 at 1:55pm
  • Whore?

    Submitted by leigh12 on Feb 27, 11 at 10:37am
  • this reminds me of me lol

    Submitted by 420munchies on Mar 1, 11 at 10:24pm
  • wait.... aren't you still in high school?....

    Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Feb 27, 11 at 5:48pm
  • Ellen Schram is such a silly girl

    Submitted by JimThornton on Feb 27, 11 at 1:31pm
  • This is a chick who has her game going.

    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 28, 11 at 7:48am
  • Grandma?

    Submitted by MadF00L on Mar 2, 11 at 12:02am
  • haha the first guy is only 8 hours late.

    Submitted by gutsygecko on Feb 27, 11 at 4:20pm
  • Haha!! Funny :D

    Submitted by jennyferxx on Feb 27, 11 at 11:39am
  • Soneone's gonna get throat cancer... Just sayin.

    Submitted by cherryblueskyy on Feb 28, 11 at 2:49pm
  • Is it weird that I can relate to this although I'm still a senior?

    Submitted by letsfuck on Feb 27, 11 at 2:30pm
  • I agree with Taipan!

    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 1, 11 at 4:00am
  • GOOD GIRL!

    Submitted by dirtybongh2o on Feb 27, 11 at 1:17pm
  • So what do you now screw nerds for good grades in college or fuck your bosses for a promotion?

    Submitted by bandkid27 on Feb 28, 11 at 1:17am
  • FIRST!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by bandandamandan on Feb 27, 11 at 3:12pm