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(660): View more from Missouri

i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.

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(714): View more from California

Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful

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(818): View more from California

I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.

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