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  • jersey guys would argue about gyms. fuckin guidos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:25am
  • 1030 ill remember to prank call ur dumbass while me and my friends are blazing tonight,,,real smart toolbag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:14am
  • 10:41--Fuck you pot is a gateway drug..anyone who smokes weed is a fucking derelict and should be thrown in jail...obviously they dont have enough churches where you're from SCUMBAG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:46am
  • Huh... There's nothing wrong with weed, It's a plant. ;] Not some man made drug. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:39am
  • i cant believe there are people on this site advocating that drugs are bad...i mean rly? this is tfln not devotionals daily...that being said, i love pot and jesus. go centrl fl..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:14pm
  • @3:43 - so you're saying the laws of today's society are somehow tied to a book that was written about fictional characters from 2000 years ago? Peeing in public is covered in that little book of yours? Oddly, I don't remember that one from sunday school...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:56pm
  • FUNNIEST THREAD EVERRRRR I'M DYING. more hysterixxx than most of the texts on this site. i love you all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Our founding fathers smoked hemp all of the time. Stick that in your bong and smoke it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:15pm
  • 10:41--Im from Jersey too scumbag...if you smoke pot you deserve to be called a scumbag and in prison...and ill take you any day you will get destroyed im north jersey man theres plenty of gyms here, thats all i do church & gym. go smoke ur pot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:56am
  • hi i go to church and i like to kick ass in the name of my overinflated ego. jesus loves me :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:17am
  • Soo if pot grows from the ground and its natural does that mean God made a mistake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:41pm
  • 8:04 - you're "ETEET"????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:49am
  • 1030 put up or shut up ill meet you anywhere in north jerz....ill be the who needs to go to church after what i do to you....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:59am
  • 10:30 GO FUCK YOURSELF!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:12am
  • I think that 10:30 & 10:41 are the same person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:30am
  • weed + harry potter + birthday cake seems like one hell of a good night to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:53pm
  • oh hey 10:41, i'm fucking blazed right now. fuck youuuuu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:53am
  • haha people talk waaaaay too much shit on this site...awesome how seriously mad people can get when it's for fucking entertainment and laughs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:28pm
  • yall need to get high and chill the fuck out. sit back, smoke a blunt and enjoy the birthday cake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:41pm
  • 1:28 9 year olds shouldnt be on this site. Go play on a swing under a power grid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:36pm
  • I have no intentions of fighting you 10:41, I'm way too happy from smoking my pot :) I don't know if it's the sexual frustration or perhaps you weren't breast fed or something as a child, but if you're ever down in FL we can blaze and talk about it :) Yours Truly 11:26

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:27pm
  • 1051 worships at the alter of jaegar bombs and self tanner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:53am
  • 1030 go fuck yourself and get off this site you dont belong here you belong in church

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:41am
  • Pot isn't a gateway drug; alcohol is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:18pm
  • 10:41--anytime, anywhere, im not scared of drugee Scum.... 732 337 6790 anytime scumbag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:01am
  • either way..pretty funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:20pm
  • if its illegal, is a sin. As I was saying before you people need to go to church.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:43pm
    • hahahahaha...someone needs to get laid and/or smoke a blunt.

      Submitted by allday on Apr 16, 10 at 8:58pm
  • you dont sound all that tough on your voicemail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:32am
  • no i think it might be legit me and my roomates just pranked him, he sounds pretty pissed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:35pm
  • hahaha, i am on my way to jersey right now(i'm from philly) and i am blazed...i should call that guy and invite him to party with us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:07pm
  • im gonna go smoke a blunt in the name of jesus christ. 3:43 would you like to join me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Puff, puff, pass!!

    Submitted by Microbus on Jul 4, 10 at 3:22pm
  • POINT PROVEN ... JERSEY SUCKS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:21pm
  • You stay classy, Tampa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:11am
  • 2:18 is right. i did a college government project on legalization and weed is Really not a gateway drug. it actually has a lot of medical purposes and doctors have perscribed it to a lot of cancer patients. jusssttt saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I wish I could smoke a fatty right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:50am
  • 1030 im from jersey, dont call me a scumbag ever. maybe there arent enough churches, but there are plenty of gyms and you will get crushed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:51am
  • 11:26 while im at it ill beat the shit out of you too...Like Isaid ANYONE anywhere Anytime Yours Truly 10:41

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:29am
  • wow...I love weed...always have, but after reading all this bs I hate Jersey now. Smoke, Smoke, Smoke Smoke that Weed. Drink Drink Drink Drink that liquor...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:51am
  • This definately woke me up officially. I have never smoked weed or done any drugs, never plan on it. And I personally find it to be a very stupid habit, but, I have plenty friends who smoke it so, C'est La Vis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:28pm
  • 11:26 - the only issue I have with your post is that you used "You're" wrong. But I think the scumbag caller is full of shit because it doesn't state anywhwere in the bible that it's bad to smoke pot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:37pm
  • who the HELL does this person think they are eating someone else's birthday cake!?!?!? this is why WEED IS BAD AND SHOULD REMAIN ILLEGAL! WITH STRICTER PUNISHMENTS AND BETTER ENFORCEMENT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:30am
    • You're saying that weed should be illegal because it causes people to eat other people's cakes?

      Submitted by nicespelling on Feb 24, 10 at 12:00am
    • I hope someone blows weed smoke directly in your face sometime soon.

      Submitted by allday on Apr 16, 10 at 8:59pm
  • 3:56 definitely has the right idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:35pm
  • That's exactly what I think, 11:30. I'm pretty sure that little argument at the beginning was all the same person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:15pm
  • 1041 meet me at McDonalds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:32pm
  • best conversation EVER. im going to get high and call that number is siiiiiing to him. oh and one more thing i'd like to point out. 10:30, in your first response to 10:41, im pretty sure you started with the phrase "Fuck you." I'm also pretty sure the bible DOES say that cussing/cursing is a sin. so you must not go to church either...or you're a hypocrite. either way you suck. and i will be calling you under the influence of every drug/drink possible to let you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:58pm
  • haha wooooow 1030, so parking between 9-3 in front of my house on weekdays is a sin?? then i'm burnin in hell! ill see u there buddy! btw, that little book of yours was originally printed on hemp paper... dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:35am
  • lmao...priceless.

    Submitted by allday on Apr 16, 10 at 8:55pm
  • Jesus was a pothead.

    Submitted by adele8892 on Aug 24, 10 at 12:49am
  • how about everyone shut the fuck uppppppppp smoke a blunt. pop some xanax. drink a bottle of patron and see what happends//

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:26am
  • @ All of the above: Smoke moar, chill out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 5:16am
  • FUCK 10:30....I stay high all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:04am
  • Okay, I don't even smoke weed but 11:26 is def my new hero. Oh, by the way, 3:43, it's also illegal to teach religion in most public schools, so by your logic the bible says teaching religion is a sin, and that we should spread religion...yeah, didn't think that one out did you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:22am
  • Weed is great. Shut the hell up if you're going to use religious bullshit as your only argument. Oh and 2:26 ftw lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:03pm
  • tampa/orlando; best conversations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:08am
  • lmaoooo fuck yes, my stoner Tampa bitchess :) way to go 813. you represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:56pm
  • I was gonna go to church, but then I got high...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Yay!! Pot- keeps it going and going\n\nDamnit I'm hungry ;)

    Submitted by trexeatspeople on Mar 16, 10 at 11:47pm
  • I LOVE MARIJUANA AND I LOVE JESUS.................JERSEY's DIRTY, END OF STORY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:34am
  • 10:34- totally stole what i was gonna say. I smoke pot & love Jesus. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:09am
  • yeah 10:41 - I just wrote down you number just in case I get really bored the next time i get extremely shit faced or blaze...no doubt I'm gonna prank you so don't change your number anytime soon. I really hope you are the person you claim to be on the other end of the phone when I call...i'm gonna need some real laughs... Sincerely, Pot Heads Anonymous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:50pm
  • this is not a funny one... at. all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:28pm
  • I would consider cigarettes and drugs prescribed to children(like adderall) to be gateway drugs since these are often the first drugs that children have access to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:21am
  • haha i meant **call that number AND siiiiiing to him** lol my bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:59pm
  • 1030 and 1041 are NOT the same person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:35am
  • 10:30-Don't worry, I understand you were being sarcastic unlike half the other cuntswabs here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:09pm
  • This one has me ROLLLLLLLLING BBQ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:51pm