I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
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jersey guys would argue about gyms. fuckin guidos
1030 ill remember to prank call ur dumbass while me and my friends are blazing tonight,,,real smart toolbag
10:41--Fuck you pot is a gateway drug..anyone who smokes weed is a fucking derelict and should be thrown in jail...obviously they dont have enough churches where you're from SCUMBAG
There's nothing wrong with weed,
It's a plant. ;]
Not some man made drug. :]
i cant believe there are people on this site advocating that drugs are bad...i mean rly? this is tfln not devotionals daily...that being said, i love pot and jesus. go centrl fl..
Our founding fathers smoked hemp all of the time. Stick that in your bong and smoke it.
I think that 10:30 & 10:41 are the same person.
10:30 GO FUCK YOURSELF!
8:04 - you're "ETEET"????
10:41--Im from Jersey too scumbag...if you smoke pot you deserve to be called a scumbag and in prison...and ill take you any day you will get destroyed im north jersey man theres plenty of gyms here, thats all i do church & gym. go smoke ur pot
FUNNIEST THREAD EVERRRRR I'M DYING. more hysterixxx than most of the texts on this site. i love you all.
yall need to get high and chill the fuck out. sit back, smoke a blunt and enjoy the birthday cake.
weed + harry potter + birthday cake seems like one hell of a good night to me
hi i go to church and i like to kick ass in the name of my overinflated ego. jesus loves me :]
oh hey 10:41, i'm fucking blazed right now. fuck youuuuu
haha people talk waaaaay too much shit on this site...awesome how seriously mad people can get when it's for fucking entertainment and laughs
10:41--anytime, anywhere, im not scared of drugee Scum.... 732 337 6790 anytime scumbag
Soo if pot grows from the ground and its natural does that mean God made a mistake?
1:28 9 year olds shouldnt be on this site. Go play on a swing under a power grid
you dont sound all that tough on your voicemail
1030 go fuck yourself and get off this site you dont belong here you belong in church
either way..pretty funny
if its illegal, is a sin. As I was saying before you people need to go to church.
hahahahaha...someone needs to get laid and/or smoke a blunt.
1030 put up or shut up ill meet you anywhere in north jerz....ill be the who needs to go to church after what i do to you....
Puff, puff, pass!!
1051 worships at the alter of jaegar bombs and self tanner
no i think it might be legit me and my roomates just pranked him, he sounds pretty pissed
hahaha, i am on my way to jersey right now(i'm from philly) and i am blazed...i should call that guy and invite him to party with us
1030 im from jersey, dont call me a scumbag ever. maybe there arent enough churches, but there are plenty of gyms and you will get crushed
11:26 while im at it ill beat the shit out of you too...Like Isaid ANYONE anywhere Anytime Yours Truly 10:41
@3:43 - so you're saying the laws of today's society are somehow tied to a book that was written about fictional characters from 2000 years ago? Peeing in public is covered in that little book of yours? Oddly, I don't remember that one from sunday school...
2:18 is right. i did a college government project on legalization and weed is Really not a gateway drug. it actually has a lot of medical purposes and doctors have perscribed it to a lot of cancer patients. jusssttt saying.
POINT PROVEN ... JERSEY SUCKS.
im gonna go smoke a blunt in the name of jesus christ. 3:43 would you like to join me?
I have no intentions of fighting you 10:41, I'm way too happy from smoking my pot :) I don't know if it's the sexual frustration or perhaps you weren't breast fed or something as a child, but if you're ever down in FL we can blaze and talk about it :) Yours Truly 11:26
You stay classy, Tampa
who the HELL does this person think they are eating someone else's birthday cake!?!?!?
this is why WEED IS BAD AND SHOULD REMAIN ILLEGAL! WITH STRICTER PUNISHMENTS AND BETTER ENFORCEMENT!
You're saying that weed should be illegal because it causes people to eat other people's cakes?
I hope someone blows weed smoke directly in your face sometime soon.
Pot isn't a gateway drug; alcohol is...
wow...I love weed...always have, but after reading all this bs I hate Jersey now. Smoke, Smoke, Smoke Smoke that Weed. Drink Drink Drink Drink that liquor...
I wish I could smoke a fatty right now.
11:26 - the only issue I have with your post is that you used "You're" wrong. But I think the scumbag caller is full of shit because it doesn't state anywhwere in the bible that it's bad to smoke pot.
This definately woke me up officially. I have never smoked weed or done any drugs, never plan on it. And I personally find it to be a very stupid habit, but, I have plenty friends who smoke it so, C'est La Vis.
That's exactly what I think, 11:30.
I'm pretty sure that little argument at the beginning was all the same person.
3:56 definitely has the right idea.
1041 meet me at McDonalds
best conversation EVER.
im going to get high and call that number is siiiiiing to him.
oh and one more thing i'd like to point out. 10:30, in your first response to 10:41, im pretty sure you started with the phrase "Fuck you." I'm also pretty sure the bible DOES say that cussing/cursing is a sin. so you must not go to church either...or you're a hypocrite.
either way you suck.
and i will be calling you under the influence of every drug/drink possible to let you know.
haha wooooow 1030, so parking between 9-3 in front of my house on weekdays is a sin?? then i'm burnin in hell! ill see u there buddy!
btw, that little book of yours was originally printed on hemp paper... dumbass
how about everyone shut the fuck uppppppppp smoke a blunt. pop some xanax. drink a bottle of patron and see what happends//
Jesus was a pothead.
Weed is great. Shut the hell up if you're going to use religious bullshit as your only argument.
Oh and 2:26 ftw lol.
Okay, I don't even smoke weed but 11:26 is def my new hero.
Oh, by the way, 3:43, it's also illegal to teach religion in most public schools, so by your logic the bible says teaching religion is a sin, and that we should spread religion...yeah, didn't think that one out did you?
FUCK 10:30....I stay high all the time
I LOVE MARIJUANA AND I LOVE JESUS.................JERSEY's DIRTY, END OF STORY
tampa/orlando; best conversations.
lmaoooo fuck yes, my stoner Tampa bitchess :)
way to go 813. you represent!
I was gonna go to church, but then I got high...
Yay!! Pot- keeps it going and going\n\nDamnit I'm hungry ;)
10:34- totally stole what i was gonna say.
I smoke pot & love Jesus. =]
yeah 10:41 - I just wrote down you number just in case I get really bored the next time i get extremely shit faced or blaze...no doubt I'm gonna prank you so don't change your number anytime soon. I really hope you are the person you claim to be on the other end of the phone when I call...i'm gonna need some real laughs...
Pot Heads Anonymous
@ All of the above:
Smoke moar, chill out.
this is not a funny one... at. all.
I would consider cigarettes and drugs prescribed to children(like adderall) to be gateway drugs since these are often the first drugs that children have access to.
haha i meant **call that number AND siiiiiing to him**
lol my bad
1030 and 1041 are NOT the same person
10:30-Don't worry, I understand you were being sarcastic unlike half the other cuntswabs here.
This one has me ROLLLLLLLLING BBQ