We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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Go on beyonce, Jamie, just give eachother a kiss.... Sizzer me timbers
I think the word you're looking for is *scissor... honestly
take out the dreamgirls, beyonce, and jaime fox and this might me somewhat sexy
I have to disagree with K66 on this one. This is both sexy and funny. But I'm probably biased.
so tempting to convert
I just came everywhere. Like...everywhere. It got on my cat.
@Anonymous, just because you are a homophobic does not mean that this text was nasty.
i'm jealous. there's a chick in my math class who i WANT\nnot sure if she'd be open to this though :(
Need a gender change for that
"That's really what you think women do, isn't it?"
She must have HUGE lips to mimic Jamie Foxx. Meat curtains galore
pics or it didnt happen!!
Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
I sense lies.
Omg I need to know who this. I'm in the 864!
.. Eww and first