We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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Go on beyonce, Jamie, just give eachother a kiss.... Sizzer me timbers
I think the word you're looking for is *scissor... honestly
take out the dreamgirls, beyonce, and jaime fox and this might me somewhat sexy
I have to disagree with K66 on this one. This is both sexy and funny. But I'm probably biased.
so tempting to convert
I just came everywhere. Like...everywhere. It got on my cat.
@Anonymous, just because you are a homophobic does not mean that this text was nasty.
"That's really what you think women do, isn't it?"
i'm jealous. there's a chick in my math class who i WANT\nnot sure if she'd be open to this though :(
She must have HUGE lips to mimic Jamie Foxx. Meat curtains galore
Need a gender change for that
pics or it didnt happen!!
Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
I sense lies.
Omg I need to know who this. I'm in the 864!
.. Eww and first