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(256): View more from Alabama

I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up

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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it

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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow

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Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.

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