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(360): View more from Washington

I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

I am to reach this level of casual destruction.

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(630): View more from Illinois

If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her

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