So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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