Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."