hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday