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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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