You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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