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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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