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(734): View more from Michigan

In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.

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(925): View more from California

All I want is tacobeell and your body

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that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.

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(386): View more from Florida

At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?

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(831): View more from California

YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?

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I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.

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