You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.