You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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