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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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