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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning

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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.

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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round

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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face

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