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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete

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(325): View more from Texas

I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak

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(630): View more from Illinois

If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me

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(662): View more from Mississippi

IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.

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