I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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Quit texting and get them out! Ever hear of Toxic Shock Syndrome!?
its called tampons..not paper towels silly goose
Toxic shock is in no way exclusive to tampons. Anything providing a mode for bacteria can cause the immune reaction and sepsis.
What were you trying todo? Dry it?
Too much info
Toxic shock is 50% fatal. You don't see many female candidates for Darwin Awards. Way to represent female idiots everywhere in the race to improve humanity!
What if she was pregnant and her water broke?
next time have him pull out?
Low on tampons there sweety?
What's up with all the guys so concerned about Toxic Shock?
because you die.
That is revolting.
I like to know why people like manlaw take these so seriously
i think you meant to use a coat hanger. paper towels dont work
pretty sure toxic shock only works for tampons
plan b would have been a better choice.
Ha! She was tryin to roll her own tampons!