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(904): View more from Florida

You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.

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(254): View more from Texas

I am coming home for anal

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* a nap*

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(303): View more from Colorado

Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever

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(605): View more from South Dakota

there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.

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(415): View more from California

I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them

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(818): View more from California

Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.

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(802): View more from Vermont

you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk

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