I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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That's cool, but I'd rather hear the awkward story from the next morning about your mom waking up with your morning wood digging into her back. Or your dad. Either one, awkward as hell.
18 years ago they did not use a condom so you were born. 18 years later YOU YOURSELF IS BEING THE CONDOM!
big spoon, medium spoon, little spoon?? where's Goldilocks when you need her...
Speaking of which, don't do that again. I was looking forward to dominating your mother.
Lol at stan, so true
Funny, I did the exact same thing last weekend.
Same, mooninacup. Parents make it all better...no matter how old we get
I do this whenI'm really sad or sick. Cuddling up to my mom just makes me feel a bit better.
Ultimate reason never to have kids.
i dont buy it.
Damn it! You mean that phase isn't over! I'm buying twin beds