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  • Yes. It's called desecration of a corpse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:49pm
  • You are a fucking retard...who says shit like this

    Submitted by rileydog on Mar 1, 10 at 7:50pm
  • Kinda creepy that this had 666 bad night thumbs. I had to down it.

    Submitted by AppleChaser on Mar 1, 10 at 8:50pm
  • I think it would be akward after you die... I mean then you've got to deal with that person again... Only now you've punched their corpse. Probably be the first upper decking in heaven's history...

    Submitted by ghuln on Mar 2, 10 at 10:58pm
  • What's up with all the "Keep it classy [insert place name or area code here] comments. A little over used much?

    Submitted by Admire on Mar 1, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Why would you want to? It seems so very rude!

    Submitted by Iddy on Mar 3, 10 at 9:44pm
  • Well that depends. How much did the still-living members of your family like the guy?

    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 2, 10 at 1:13am
  • In soviet Russia, corpse punches you.

    Submitted by dz311 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:10am
  • 735 ur a little late dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:44pm
  • Probably.... I'd be more worried about getting fuckin haunted

    Submitted by murdur1 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:12pm
  • you should be arrested for being a complete fucking moron either that or where a helmet safety first ya dumb fuck.

    Submitted by thats_life on Mar 1, 10 at 9:40pm
  • Lmfaooooo

    Submitted by babyki on Mar 1, 10 at 7:18pm
  • First Bitches . SB

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:13pm
  • Hahah corpse punching would spice up a funeral

    Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 1, 10 at 11:58pm
  • Why would you do that for?....retardation

    Submitted by Gettothechoppa on Mar 2, 10 at 9:08am
  • Hahaahahaaaaaa

    Submitted by natatat on Mar 1, 10 at 11:24pm
  • Yes, it's called abuse of a corpse

    Submitted by cseal on Mar 1, 10 at 10:04pm
  • Pahahaha \nThis is Flat out great

    Submitted by asdfghjll on Mar 1, 10 at 8:03pm
  • Keep it classy Canton!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:17pm
  • Or the civil tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:41pm
  • Yes it's abuse of a corpse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:14pm
  • Lol it's like going to a funeral just to make sure the asshole is dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:49pm
  • @9:42 At least they dropped the "I'm Ron Burgundy" prefix......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:23am
  • Yes you can get in trouble for that. If you are glad someone is dead, wear red to the funeral. That is an old symbol of bloodlust showning you are glad they are gone.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 3, 10 at 7:57am
  • It depends on how many times you hit them

    Submitted by subjesul111 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:22pm
  • Well, sounds like the dead guy/woman must have been a total ass when they were alive - if that person was bad enough to make punching a corpse worth it, just don't go to the funeral!!!!

    Submitted by PinkUnicorn on Mar 2, 10 at 5:15am
  • They could technically charge you with "abuse of a corpse" a 2nd misdemeanor - up to 90 days in jail

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 4, 10 at 12:28pm
  • Ahahhahahahhaa I wanna know the same thing

    Submitted by Kendra_x0 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:24pm
  • FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!finally I get it!!

    Submitted by Pags22 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:35pm
  • What's with everybody gettin all pissed soundin???did you guys forget the point of this site...that's fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:12pm
  • Lol @ 749, buy not the txt

    Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 1, 10 at 9:11pm
  • He cant feel it and it probly wont bruise i cant see anything wring there

    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 3, 10 at 12:57am
  • Yes! it's a big offense and the immediate family can sue you for big money if they want too... just stay home. That is so disrespectful and ridiculous of you. The person died. A funeral is in honor of their memory, good or bad, and you shouldn't be the prick that goes in and tells everyone how much of an ass he was. Everybody will be able to tell from lack of attendance if he was, in fact, a dick in life.

    Submitted by megana16 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:49pm
  • Of course it has to be from Medina

    Submitted by viktor on Mar 2, 10 at 6:11pm
  • its not illegal, its just frowned app-on, like masturbating in an airplane.

    Submitted by bamf13577 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Yes you can. In most jurisdictions, it is akin to misdemeanor vandalism. I think the violation is called Mistreatment of a Corpse.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 1, 10 at 9:05pm
  • Just to make it clear to everybody he is not dead yet...my crack head dad that left when I was five and tried to "rekindle" our father son relationship which worked for a day or so until he tried to get me to do coke with him and when I said no he called me a fa*ggot and left me again then two years later called my grandma to try to fix our relationship LOL the guy has some issues but maybe I do as well for wanting to punch him in the casket but come on how funny would that be?

    Submitted by swat242 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:28pm
  • From my Home town of course he's a dumb a**

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:01pm
    • why do people censor themselves on the internet? are they afraid their mom's are going to read it? lol

      Submitted by Lenobia on Mar 2, 10 at 1:22am
  • 6:11 hahaha I know right dude I want that ice cream there what is it stricklands really bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:28am
  • lmfao

    Submitted by randomtxts on Mar 1, 10 at 7:49pm
  • No, they're dead?

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 2, 10 at 6:33am
  • YEAH AKRON!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:26am
  • 7:13- first. Shreveport Bossier?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:03pm
  • Why would you even attend the funeral of someone you would like to do that to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:59pm
  • This is one of the funniest posts here, keep it up

    Submitted by Griffs28 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:58pm
  • no i hit my dad all the time hes in a box in my living room he makes me mad

    Submitted by drunkenleaflover on Mar 30, 10 at 9:07pm
  • I dropped my captain reading that

    Submitted by stonet69420 on Mar 16, 11 at 11:09pm