Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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