Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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I've been handed coffee filters at bachelor pads... Friends share drugs! Especially if it was at the expense of ass comfort-
Im with Locus on this one all the text blow
Haha I like this one
Good tee pee is a must everybody knows that
Woah never cut the nice toilet paper budget.
I wanna know how bullshit like this gets approved but none of the good ones do.
Love it - and yes they had better share.
that must be really cheap toilet paper to cut your asshole. damn.
just use the bath mat and turn it over when you're done
It's the hemorrhoids, not just the TP.