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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...

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(314): View more from Missouri

I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night

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(847): View more from Illinois

No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.

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(562): View more from California

she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night

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(779): View more from Illinois

should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?

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(937): View more from Ohio

Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now

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