He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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i bet more people like tony romo's cousin than tony romo
Who wants to be the cousin of Tony Homo? Can't wait till the Giants crush Dallas tonight!
i signed in just to comment, haha the midstory switch is amazing
Actually, that didn't 'walk', not fly. Stephen Hawking may be able to fly, but he can't walk.
Hahahaha Tony Homo is done for the year.
I love the switch up, but you coulda picked someone other than Romo. I'm from Texas, and I'm embarrassed for you.
Tony Romo is now laid up, shoulder in a sling and using the other hand to jerk his tiny penis off to pics of Damarcus Ware
Ha who wants to be a cousin of the DALLAS quarterback? GO GIANTS
Hawking/Romo; what's the diff?
Shoulda went with Cliff Lee's cousin...
Well your cousin isn't looking too good right now..,
stephen hawking is a dick what kind of megalomaniac names his show "stephen hawking master of the universe"
1) hawking probably didn't name is show. 2) he's Stephen fucking Hawking. He could call his show "stephen hawking: master of bitches" and no one would mind because he's Stephen Hawking and could beat your ass from his wheelchair.