he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
sorry about calling you the devil all night.