Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood