i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section