Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.