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(203): View more from Connecticut

Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me

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(305): View more from Florida

So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button

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(410): View more from Maryland

Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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