it was like getting a handjob from robocop
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm fucking your sister right now.
19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.