there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"