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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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