Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something