There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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