There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know