happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...