the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie