he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.