the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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