yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.