Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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what, you never Cookie-Monstered before?
Orgams are 15% stronger in fake hurricanes too.
Where in Manhattan do you live?? I wanna come celebrate.
The last I heard...that was a real hurricane. But maybe that's just me.
cookies make everything better!
Hey dipshit, normally 40 people don't die in fake hurricanes. Fake hurricanes also do not cause $7b in damage. I kinda wish it would have wiped out NYC, though.