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(952): View more from Minnesota

I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night

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(660): View more from Missouri

There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.

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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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(406): View more from Montana

Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.

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