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(515): View more from Iowa

I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.

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(813): View more from Florida

Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?

(813): View more from Florida

Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?

(1-813): View more from Florida

Stop reading WebMD high.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.

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