I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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"Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler" - Milton Waddams
And is this why you stapled Heidi's bed to the wall after you woke up?? Did you think she was the one that shoved that stapler up your ass while you were passed out??
I'm thinking OP doesn't know the difference between a "stapler" and a "staple". Dumb ass.
IN?.. Again, IN?? Not like on it or resting in your burr crack, but actually IN? How much? And how big is this stapler and how loose is your butthole?? And did you do this to yourself or do you have some sick ass friends??
What the fuck?
You need new friends.
Office stapler, utility stapler, or roofing stapler? Which one makes a big difference here. Ok no it doesn't, I was just being nice...
Kudos to the Office Space ref!! :)