Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Throw it out the window of your car at the next asshole that cuts you off in traffic.
Why not put a price tag on it and casually place it on a table at a garage sale?
1. Walk to trash can. 2. Lift lid, if applicable. 3. Deposit dildo in trash can. 4. Walk away.
Thank you for the laughs I got from this
Is the trash can the wrong answer?
Hide it in a coworker's desk drawer.
I used to be a trash collector. You wouldn't believe the number of sex toys placed in trash cans on top of the other contents. I know the owners were watching to see my reaction.
Put it where someone in need will find it- renew reuse recycle etc.
I'm sure some pervert on Craigslist would buy it
I buried mine in the back yard as a goodbye funeral when it died. Too bad my new roomies dog dug it up...
Donate it to your local Good Will. You're rid of it and it's a tax write off.
do NOT hide it in your anus as some guy did a few weeks ago in the ER...the general surgery team found it.
Put it up for bid on eBay.
Drop it in a recycling bin.
Your neighbors mailbox\nGoodwill\nSalvation Army - Tis the giving season!
doorstep of your enemy next to a flaming bag of poo
-grocery store-produce section, simply place it in the pile of cucumbers
are you hot?
secret Santa!!!! perfect
Tube of superglue and your boss has a new hood ornament.
Donate to the Salvation Army...
Dog chew toy, and it's already scented.
It seems that you answered your own question with the question...