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  • Throw it out the window of your car at the next asshole that cuts you off in traffic.

    Submitted by snowman87 on Nov 21, 12 at 1:39pm
  • Why not put a price tag on it and casually place it on a table at a garage sale?

    Submitted by Harly9 on Nov 21, 12 at 8:29pm
  • 1. Walk to trash can. 2. Lift lid, if applicable. 3. Deposit dildo in trash can. 4. Walk away.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 21, 12 at 6:40pm
  • Is the trash can the wrong answer?

    Submitted by pnr on Nov 21, 12 at 1:28pm
  • Hide it in a coworker's desk drawer.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 21, 12 at 2:08pm
  • I used to be a trash collector. You wouldn't believe the number of sex toys placed in trash cans on top of the other contents. I know the owners were watching to see my reaction.

    Submitted by Harly9 on Nov 21, 12 at 2:57pm
  • Put it where someone in need will find it- renew reuse recycle etc.

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Nov 21, 12 at 2:50pm
  • I'm sure some pervert on Craigslist would buy it

    Submitted by sprints54 on Nov 21, 12 at 6:15pm
  • I buried mine in the back yard as a goodbye funeral when it died. Too bad my new roomies dog dug it up...

    Submitted by butyeah25 on Nov 22, 12 at 1:17am
  • Donate it to your local Good Will. You're rid of it and it's a tax write off.

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 21, 12 at 8:05pm
  • do NOT hide it in your anus as some guy did a few weeks ago in the ER...the general surgery team found it.

    Submitted by dfdub12 on Nov 21, 12 at 2:43pm
  • Put it up for bid on eBay.

    Submitted by snafu9278 on Nov 21, 12 at 5:24pm
  • Drop it in a recycling bin.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 21, 12 at 3:45pm
  • Your neighbors mailbox\nGoodwill\nSalvation Army - Tis the giving season!

    Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 21, 12 at 7:54pm
  • doorstep of your enemy next to a flaming bag of poo

    Submitted by slammin211s on Nov 22, 12 at 12:24am
  • -grocery store-produce section, simply place it in the pile of cucumbers

    Submitted by hogfish on Nov 22, 12 at 8:03am
  • are you hot?

    Submitted by comanche8f on Nov 22, 12 at 12:30am
  • secret Santa!!!! perfect

    Submitted by RavenMara on Nov 22, 12 at 8:50pm
  • Tube of superglue and your boss has a new hood ornament.

    Submitted by DarthMuffin on Jan 29, 13 at 3:46pm
  • Donate to the Salvation Army...

    Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 22, 12 at 12:21pm
  • Dog chew toy, and it's already scented.

    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Nov 22, 12 at 1:07pm
  • It seems that you answered your own question with the question...

    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 22, 12 at 2:52am