Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Throw it out the window of your car at the next asshole that cuts you off in traffic.
Why not put a price tag on it and casually place it on a table at a garage sale?
Hide it in a coworker's desk drawer.
Is the trash can the wrong answer?
I used to be a trash collector. You wouldn't believe the number of sex toys placed in trash cans on top of the other contents. I know the owners were watching to see my reaction.
1. Walk to trash can. 2. Lift lid, if applicable. 3. Deposit dildo in trash can. 4. Walk away.
Thank you for the laughs I got from this
I'm sure some pervert on Craigslist would buy it
do NOT hide it in your anus as some guy did a few weeks ago in the ER...the general surgery team found it.
Put it where someone in need will find it- renew reuse recycle etc.
Your neighbors mailbox\nGoodwill\nSalvation Army - Tis the giving season!
Drop it in a recycling bin.
Donate it to your local Good Will. You're rid of it and it's a tax write off.
doorstep of your enemy next to a flaming bag of poo
Put it up for bid on eBay.
are you hot?
I buried mine in the back yard as a goodbye funeral when it died. Too bad my new roomies dog dug it up...
secret Santa!!!! perfect
-grocery store-produce section, simply place it in the pile of cucumbers
Donate to the Salvation Army...
Dog chew toy, and it's already scented.
It seems that you answered your own question with the question...
Tube of superglue and your boss has a new hood ornament.