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  • Submitted by snowman87 on Nov 21, 12 at 1:39pm

    Throw it out the window of your car at the next asshole that cuts you off in traffic.

  • Submitted by Harly9 on Nov 21, 12 at 8:29pm

    Why not put a price tag on it and casually place it on a table at a garage sale?

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 21, 12 at 2:08pm

    Hide it in a coworker's desk drawer.

  • Submitted by pnr on Nov 21, 12 at 1:28pm

    Is the trash can the wrong answer?

  • Submitted by Harly9 on Nov 21, 12 at 2:57pm

    I used to be a trash collector. You wouldn't believe the number of sex toys placed in trash cans on top of the other contents. I know the owners were watching to see my reaction.

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 21, 12 at 6:40pm

    1. Walk to trash can. 2. Lift lid, if applicable. 3. Deposit dildo in trash can. 4. Walk away.

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      Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Nov 22, 12 at 2:34pm

      Thank you for the laughs I got from this

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    Submitted by sprints54 on Nov 21, 12 at 6:15pm

    I'm sure some pervert on Craigslist would buy it

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    Submitted by dfdub12 on Nov 21, 12 at 2:43pm

    do NOT hide it in your anus as some guy did a few weeks ago in the ER...the general surgery team found it.

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    Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 21, 12 at 7:54pm

    Your neighbors mailbox\nGoodwill\nSalvation Army - Tis the giving season!

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Nov 21, 12 at 2:50pm

    Put it where someone in need will find it- renew reuse recycle etc.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 21, 12 at 3:45pm

    Drop it in a recycling bin.

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 21, 12 at 8:05pm

    Donate it to your local Good Will. You're rid of it and it's a tax write off.

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    Submitted by snafu9278 on Nov 21, 12 at 5:24pm

    Put it up for bid on eBay.

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    Submitted by comanche8f on Nov 22, 12 at 12:30am

    are you hot?

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    Submitted by slammin211s on Nov 22, 12 at 12:24am

    doorstep of your enemy next to a flaming bag of poo

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    Submitted by hogfish on Nov 22, 12 at 8:03am

    -grocery store-produce section, simply place it in the pile of cucumbers

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    Submitted by butyeah25 on Nov 22, 12 at 1:17am

    I buried mine in the back yard as a goodbye funeral when it died. Too bad my new roomies dog dug it up...

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    Submitted by RavenMara on Nov 22, 12 at 8:50pm

    secret Santa!!!! perfect

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 22, 12 at 12:21pm

    Donate to the Salvation Army...

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    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Nov 22, 12 at 1:07pm

    Dog chew toy, and it's already scented.

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    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 22, 12 at 2:52am

    It seems that you answered your own question with the question...

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    Submitted by DarthMuffin on Jan 29, 13 at 3:46pm

    Tube of superglue and your boss has a new hood ornament.